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the okay gatsby
the mediocre gatsby
the you could have done better gatsby
the terrible gatsby
The -you did great but not oscar award winning great- gatsby
(Source: everyholmesneedshiswatson, via patitty)
“Dog Cries While Watching The Lion King”
Requested Hulk as Harry Potter
i will never NOT reblog this omg
THE SORTING HAT
This is freaking brilliant. And what’s even better is that it’s so similar to Order of the Phoenix Harry…
Also holy hell Voldemort…
(via gabrielion)
Perfection.
if you still say ‘it’s adam and eve, not adam and steve’ as an argument against gay marriage you need to adam and leave
(via kennydoubleu)
not only is the ceo of abercrombie & fitch a jackass but he treated marty mcfly’s family like shit in all the back to the futures and that is inexcusable
(via kennydoubleu)
They must have the most ridiculous sex ever
*most incredible sex ever
(Source: jasongrace, via allenrofourd)
NEW FAVORITE GIF.
If Kevin Bacon doesn’t occasionally refer to his children as “Bacon bits”, then he can go fuck himself.
before you have sex with me you have to earn it
take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will...
imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake...
is that cory
cory IS in the house
A Daddy’s Letter to His Little Girl (About Her Future Husband)
Dear Cutie-Pie,
Recently, your mother and I were searching...
“dad i got accepted into harvard!!”
“son im very disappointed in u. i did not raise u to be such a...